HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive)
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A Psychological Rollercoaster Combining Romance, Existential Horror...and Government Conspiracies
🚨 ULTIMATE WARNING of HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive) 🚨
This experience contains:
👁️ Body horror elements (sentient shadows/eye clusters/unnatural proportions)
💔 Emotional manipulation narratives
📺 Analog horror aesthetics (1980s CRT filter included)
⚠️ HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive) is Not recommended for players those sensitive to:
- Existential themes
- Mild tension
- Unreliable narrator techniques
🌌 BEHIND THE DOOR: CORE EXPERIENCE of HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive)
"What begins as dating sim becomes a meta-commentary on human connection" - Hidden Ending #9
📜 The Premise of HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive)
On November 29th, 2024 - your 25th birthday - you're evicted into a rural surveillance village. When SFR-044 (codename: "The Bride") breaches your cottage, you face:
⚖️ The Dilemma
- ROMANCE THE ENTITY: Pursue 6 increasingly surreal "relationship paths"
- ESCAPE THE NIGHT: Follow cryptic government instructions (3 endings)
- BECOME THE EXPERIMENT: Merge with the anomaly (1 secret ending)
🔮 Reality-Bending Mechanics
- Interest Meter™: Balance fear/fascination through 53 dialogue permutations
- TV Distortion System: Glitch effects intensify with poor choices
- Memory Fragments: Collect 18 VHS tapes exposing SFR Foundation's crimes
🎭 MEET THE PLAYERS OF THIS COSMIC TRAGEDY
👤 The Protagonist
- 25-year-old unemployed art graduate
- Canonically queer/player-defined gender
- Hidden trait: >!Cyborg DNA from birth!<
👰 SFR-044 ("Mrs.")
- 8'2" humanoid entity (248 cm)
- Voice: ASMR-like frequency modulation
- Abilities:
- Phantom Limb Generation
- Cognitive Dissonance Aura
- Fourth Wall Manipulation
🕶️ The Observers
- Shadowy organization monitoring via:
- 1984 Mitsubishi CRT monitors
- Typewritten "survival tips"
- Glitching radio broadcasts
🕹️HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive)'s GAMEPLAY BREAKTHROUGHS
1️⃣ Dual Narrative Engine
Experience parallel storytelling in HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive) through:
- Dating Sim Interface (Pastel UI/romance BGM)
- Horror Terminal (Green code/white noise)
2️⃣ Ending Matrix
| Type | Unlock Condition | Psychological Impact |
|---|---|---|
| Bliss | Max "Trust" + Complete VHS Set | Euphoric dissociation |
| Ascension | Merge with Entity (Cube Ending) | Existential awe |
| Betrayal | Obey all government orders | Paranoia |
| Obsession | 7+ playthroughs | Meta-addiction |
3️⃣ Cultural Alchemy
- Visuals: Junji Ito meets 90s dating magazine aesthetics
- Soundscape: Vinyl crackles + ASMR whispers + emergency alerts
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🖥️ Desktop Editions
| Platform | Version | Size | Languages | Special Features |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Windows | 2.7 | 301MB | EN/中文/Türkçe/Русский | Director's Commentary Mode |
| macOS | 2.7 | 297MB | EN/中文/Türkçe/Русский | CRT Filter Toggle |
| Linux | 2.7 | 288MB | EN/中文/Türkçe | Terminal Easter Eggs |
📱 Mobile Experience
⬇️ Android APK 2.7 (317 MB)
- This version of HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive) is Optimized for 6-8" screens
- Warning: >!Front camera may activate during Ending #5!<
🏆 HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive) COMMUNITY VERDICT (4.7/5 ★ | 240 Reviews)
😍 Praise from the Abyss
"HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive) made me feel things no AAA game ever did" - @astront1553
"The way Mrs.'s neck elongates when angry...chef's kiss" - @Xandra
"HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive)'s Unlocked Ending #7 after 18 attempts - worth every scream" - @paresseuxreaper
😱 Dev Responses
"The cube transformation of HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive) was inspired by my sleep paralysis demon" - SFour
"Yes, the surveillance footage of HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive) uses real abandoned Thai factories" - SFour
"Mrs. can smell your fear through the screen (not really...or is she?)" - SFour
🎨HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive) DEVELOPMENT SORCERY
⏳ 7-Day Creation Myth
- Day 1-3: Hand-drew 142 sprites (including 37 eye variations) for HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive)
- Day 4: Learned Ren'Py via "coding exorcism" (developer's words)
- Day 5: Implemented reality-warping mechanics in HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive)
- Day 6: Government lawsuit threats (resolved)
- Day 7: Secret ending controversy of HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive)
🔄 78 Days of Evolution
- Added 4 languages to HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive) through community collaboration
- Introduced "Nightmare Mode" (permadeath + no saves) to HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive)
- Overhauled 92% of original sound design for HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive)
❓HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive) FAQ
Q: Why cube ending?
A: Perfect love requires perfect geometry
Q: Will Mrs. judge my real-life dating skills?
A: Yes, but she approves of desperation
Q: How to recover mentally after Ending #4 of HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive)?
A: Recommended: 1hr ASMR compilations + calling your mother
🌐HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive) FINAL TRANSMISSION
🕯️ Play If You Dare of HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive):
- Enjoy dating sims...with existential consequences
- Want to question reality for 72hrs post-playthrough
- Seek validation from cosmic horrors
☠️ Avoid If:
- Prefer traditional romance arcs
- Value your grasp on consensus reality
- Fear developing new eye-related phobias