Privacy Policy for "HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive)"
Last Updated: 2025-02-15
Welcome to the official website for HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive). Your privacy is as important to us as surviving a date with SFR-044. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your information when you visit our website or interact with our game.
1. Information We Collect
1.1 Personal Information
We may collect the following personal information:
- Name: Optional for newsletter sign-ups
- Email Address: Required for account creation and updates
- Payment Information: Processed securely through third-party payment gateways
1.2 Non-Personal Information
We automatically collect:
- Device Information: OS, browser type, and hardware specs
- Usage Data: Pages visited, time spent, and in-game choices
- Cookies: To enhance your experience (not the edible kind)
1.3 Entity Interaction Data
If you enable optional features:
- Webcam Data: For immersive gameplay (e.g., facial reactions)
- Voice Input: For dialogue choices (processed locally, not stored)
2. How We Use Your Information
We use your information to:
- Deliver the Game: Provide access to downloads and updates
- Improve Experience: Analyze gameplay data for enhancements
- Communicate: Send newsletters, updates, and patch notes
- Prevent Abuse: Detect and address cheating or harassment
3. Information Sharing
We do not sell your data to third parties. However, we may share information with:
- Service Providers: Payment processors and hosting services
- Legal Authorities: If required by law or to protect our rights
- The Entity: Just kidding... or are we?
4. Data Security
We employ industry-standard measures to protect your data, including:
- Encryption: For sensitive information during transmission
- Access Controls: Limited to authorized personnel
- Regular Audits: To ensure compliance with privacy standards
5. Your Rights
You have the right to:
- Access: Request a copy of your personal data
- Correct: Update inaccurate information
- Delete: Request removal of your data (except where legally required)
- Opt-Out: Unsubscribe from communications at any time
6. Third-Party Links
Our website may contain links to third-party sites. We are not responsible for their privacy practices. Proceed with caution—these links might be as unpredictable as SFR-044.
7. Children's Privacy
HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive) is not intended for players under 18. We do not knowingly collect data from minors. If we discover such data, we will delete it faster than you can say "existential horror."
8. Changes to This Policy
We may update this policy to reflect new features or legal requirements. Changes will be posted here, and significant updates will be communicated via email.
9. Contact Us
For questions or concerns about this policy, contact us at:
Remember: While we protect your data, we cannot guarantee your safety during encounters with SFR-044. Play at your own risk.
