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Terms of Service

Last Updated: 2025-02-15

Welcome to HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive)! By accessing or using our website, game, or related services (collectively, the "Service"), you agree to these Terms of Service. If you disagree, please exit immediately—SFR-044 might still be watching, though.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By using the Service, you confirm that:

  • You are at least 18 years old.
  • You have read, understood, and agree to these Terms.
  • You acknowledge that dating an entity may have unforeseen consequences.

2. License to Use

We grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable license to:

  • Download and play HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive) for personal use.
  • Access content on our website for informational purposes.

You may not:

  • Reverse-engineer, modify, or distribute the game.
  • Use the Service for commercial purposes without our written consent.

3. User Responsibilities

You agree to:

  • Use the Service lawfully and ethically.
  • Not exploit bugs, cheat, or disrupt others' experiences.
  • Accept full responsibility for your actions within the game.

If you enable optional features (e.g., webcam or microphone), you consent to the collection and processing of related data as outlined in our Privacy Policy.

4. Content Ownership

All content in HOW TO DATE AN ENTITY (And Stay Alive), including but not limited to:

  • Game code, assets, and mechanics
  • Website design and text
  • Entity designs and dialogue

is owned by us or our licensors. You may not reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works without permission.

5. Prohibited Activities

Do not:

  • Harass other players or developers.
  • Use the Service to spread malware or spam.
  • Attempt to date real-world entities based on in-game strategies.

Violations may result in account termination or legal action.

6. Disclaimer of Warranties

The Service is provided "as is" and "as available." We do not guarantee that:

  • The game will be free of bugs or errors.
  • Your interactions with SFR-044 will be safe or sane.
  • The Service will meet your expectations or survive a government audit.

7. Limitation of Liability

We are not liable for:

  • Any damages arising from your use of the Service.
  • Emotional distress caused by in-game events.
  • Real-world consequences of attempting to date entities.

8. Termination

We may terminate your access to the Service if you violate these Terms. You may also stop using the Service at any time, but SFR-044 might not let you go that easily.

9. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of [Insert Jurisdiction]. Any disputes will be resolved in the courts of [Insert Jurisdiction].

10. Changes to Terms

We may update these Terms to reflect changes in the Service or legal requirements. Continued use of the Service after changes constitutes acceptance.

11. Contact Us

For questions about these Terms, contact us at:

Final Warning: By using the Service, you acknowledge that dating entities is inherently risky. Proceed with caution—and maybe keep a therapist on speed dial.